<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xml:lang="en-US"><title>Freezerbox Magazine - Rich Herschlag</title><link rel="self" href="http://www.freezerbox.com/archive/author.php?id=125&#38;output=atom" /><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com"/><rights type="html">Copyright &#38;copy; 1997-2026 Infocrat, LLC. All rights reserved.</rights><logo>https://www.freezerbox.com/images/ads/freezerbox/bomb_88x31.gif</logo><id>https://www.freezerbox.com</id><updated>2026-06-17T01:23:22Z</updated><entry><title>Save the CEOs</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=581"/><summary type="html">They're just as much in need as children.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-10-17T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-10-17T17:44:39Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=581</id></entry><entry><title>No Hockey Mom Left Behind</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=577"/><summary type="html">And John McCain could have gone with Jenna Jameson.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-09-15T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-10-12T18:06:38Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=577</id></entry><entry><title>Spare the Rod, Spoil the Headline</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=572"/><summary type="html">Like his pal Madonna, A-Rod shape-shifts, but the name remains the same.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-07-31T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-07-31T14:17:45Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=572</id></entry><entry><title>Seven Words You Can't Say In Heaven</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=569"/><summary type="html">George Carlin has been bumped for a summer replacement series.
</summary><category term="Culture"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-06-30T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-10-12T18:10:08Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=569</id></entry><entry><title>No Taxpayer Left Behind</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=562"/><summary type="html">That stimulus check that's on the way? Don't spend it all in one pawn shop.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-05-12T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-08-06T17:53:51Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=562</id></entry><entry><title>Obama Drama, Part I: Shooting the Messenger</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=558"/><summary type="html">Pennsylvanians never met a trans-fat they didn't like.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-04-23T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-06-30T13:19:58Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=558</id></entry><entry><title>Man of Steal</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=545"/><summary type="html">Superdelegate: Here he comes to save the way things are.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-02-28T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-04-23T12:36:06Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=545</id></entry><entry><title>Late Night with Richie</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=538"/><summary type="html">We're a busy nation. In fact, going to sleep has become positively un-American.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2008-01-17T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2008-03-17T12:15:48Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=538</id></entry><entry><title>Party Pooper</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=521"/><summary type="html">Senator Larry Craig wants it both ways -- and it's not the first time.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-10-15T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-12-27T19:06:40Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=521</id></entry><entry><title>Live Eat</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=510"/><summary type="html">Rotating a hot-dog eating contest's venue (think Darfur, Somalia, Mali, Iraq) can only add cachet to it.
</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-07-27T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-10-15T12:44:14Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=510</id></entry><entry><title>No Driver Left Behind</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=503"/><summary type="html">New York drivers get a bad rap -- or is that rap sheet?
</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-06-20T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-08-15T11:50:22Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=503</id></entry><entry><title>Roger and Me</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=497"/><summary type="html">God isn't making any more land. Apparently, He isn't making any more pitchers either. 
</summary><category term="Sports"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-05-25T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-07-24T19:31:49Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=497</id></entry><entry><title>New York City's Poorest</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=493"/><summary type="html">The force formerly known as its finest.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-04-26T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-07-20T16:30:49Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=493</id></entry><entry><title>Hello, Imus Be Going</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=492"/><summary type="html">A do-it-yourself apology kit for the politically correct.
</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-04-17T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-07-10T15:22:31Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=492</id></entry><entry><title>Matter Over Mind</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=489"/><summary type="html">The sixth sense may soon go the way of Pluto.</summary><category term="Culture"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-03-27T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-03-27T17:37:21Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=489</id></entry><entry><title>How to Get on the Scooter Libby Jury</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=484"/><summary type="html">Wanted: a few ignorant and indifferent men and women.
</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2007-01-25T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-05-21T11:07:59Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=484</id></entry><entry><title>Merchant Marines</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=476"/><summary type="html">First responders pause and ponder.
</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-12-28T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-01-25T16:00:29Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=476</id></entry><entry><title>George's World, George's World</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=474"/><summary type="html">You might have missed it, but Republicans are now the &#34;party&#34; party. Schwing!</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-12-05T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-04-17T15:25:01Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=474</id></entry><entry><title>Cut and Fun</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=469"/><summary type="html">&#34;Flat Dads&#34; turn out to be improvement over the 3-D variety.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-11-16T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2007-01-25T16:01:13Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=469</id></entry><entry><title>Foley-age</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=464"/><summary type="html">Mark Foley: Tragic victim of Democrat abuse.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-10-18T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-11-16T18:32:11Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=464</id></entry><entry><title>Bouncing the Bouncer</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=460"/><summary type="html">Is a bouncer someone we really want tamed?
</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-09-27T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-10-18T12:41:11Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=460</id></entry><entry><title>Flight 2011</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=457"/><summary type="html">Flying ten years after 9/11: pre-flight shave-downs, induced sleep, lost passengers, not luggage.
</summary><category term="Travel"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-09-11T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-09-27T20:10:04Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=457</id></entry><entry><title>Lethal Weapon 5</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=456"/><summary type="html">Maybe Mel Gibson is right and Jews really do rule the world.</summary><category term="Religion"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-08-23T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-09-11T14:46:33Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=456</id></entry><entry><title>How to Talk to Ann Coulter (If You Must)</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=451"/><summary type="html">Imagine the havoc Ann Coulter could wreak on American history if she had a Wayback machine.</summary><category term="Media"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-08-04T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-08-23T12:37:56Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=451</id></entry><entry><title>With Enemies Like These, Who Needs Friends?</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=449"/><summary type="html">Oh for an endless string of would-be terrorists like the rank amateurs that dreamed of blowing up New York's Holland Tunnel.
</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-07-25T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-12-21T12:17:47Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=449</id></entry><entry><title>Flag Football</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=448"/><summary type="html">The flag may be but a political football to politicians, but watch out -- marauding flag-burners roam the countryside.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-07-05T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-08-02T00:20:21Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=448</id></entry><entry><title>No Terrorized City Left Behind</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=446"/><summary type="html">What more does New York City have to endure to qualify for increased anti-terror funding?</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-06-19T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-12-05T14:42:20Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=446</id></entry><entry><title>Playing with Yourself</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=443"/><summary type="html">Random acts of cruelty serve as ego-Viagra for aging pols and moguls like Michael Bloomberg.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-05-29T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-10-09T18:20:25Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=443</id></entry><entry><title>Assimilation 101</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=436"/><summary type="html">Immigrants: You too can live the American dream and hire someone for six dollars an hour.</summary><category term="Culture"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-05-04T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-05-04T14:55:05Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=436</id></entry><entry><title>Smile: You're on Surveillance Camera</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=428"/><summary type="html">Millions of security cams are installed every year, few uninstalled.</summary><category term="Technology"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-04-10T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-06-13T16:36:59Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=428</id></entry><entry><title>Open Letter to Dick Cheney: Get Back in the Hunt</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=417"/><summary type="html">Better yet--bring the entire Heritage Foundation on a Civil War reenactment weekend.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-03-05T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-03-07T18:01:02Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=417</id></entry><entry><title>Calling the Barrel Black</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=410"/><summary type="html">Giving subsidies to big oil is like giving the Yankees Barry Bonds to DH.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-02-17T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-02-17T14:09:17Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=410</id></entry><entry><title>Out of the Freying Pan</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=408"/><summary type="html">Calling all substance abusers: Fake journalism needs you.</summary><category term="Culture"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-02-01T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-04-27T17:17:00Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=408</id></entry><entry><title>Don't Ask, Don't Swell</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=403"/><summary type="html">Earth to Catholic Church: Try a pink blanket instead of a pink slip.</summary><category term="Religion"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2006-01-06T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2006-01-06T20:32:55Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=403</id></entry><entry><title>Hit-and-Run Parking</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=400"/><summary type="html">My life as a guerilla in New York City's car wars.</summary><category term="Society"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2005-12-20T08:00:00Z</published><updated>2005-12-20T20:56:54Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=400</id></entry><entry><title>What Does FEMA Really Stand For?</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=372"/><summary type="html">The acrostics of a disaster.</summary><category term="Environment"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2005-09-15T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2005-09-15T14:33:25Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=372</id></entry><entry><title>Duck and Cover</title><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=313"/><summary type="html">Assault weapons are as American as apple pie. They just don't taste as good.</summary><category term="Politics"/><author><name>Rich Herschlag</name></author><published>2004-09-15T07:00:00Z</published><updated>2004-09-15T07:00:00Z</updated><id>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=313</id></entry></feed>