<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Freezerbox Magazine - Rich Herschlag</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/author.php?id=125&#38;type=</link><description>Rich Herschlag</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright &#38;copy; 1997-2026 Infocrat, LLC. All rights reserved.</copyright><image><title>Freezerbox Magazine</title><url>https://www.freezerbox.com/images/ads/freezerbox/bomb_88x31.gif</url><link>https://www.freezerbox.com</link><width>88</width><height>31</height></image><item><title>Save the CEOs</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=581</link><description>They're just as much in need as children.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=581</guid></item><item><title>No Hockey Mom Left Behind</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=577</link><description>And John McCain could have gone with Jenna Jameson.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=577</guid></item><item><title>Spare the Rod, Spoil the Headline</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=572</link><description>Like his pal Madonna, A-Rod shape-shifts, but the name remains the same.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=572</guid></item><item><title>Seven Words You Can't Say In Heaven</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=569</link><description>George Carlin has been bumped for a summer replacement series.
</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=569</guid></item><item><title>No Taxpayer Left Behind</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=562</link><description>That stimulus check that's on the way? Don't spend it all in one pawn shop.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=562</guid></item><item><title>Obama Drama, Part I: Shooting the Messenger</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=558</link><description>Pennsylvanians never met a trans-fat they didn't like.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=558</guid></item><item><title>Man of Steal</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=545</link><description>Superdelegate: Here he comes to save the way things are.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=545</guid></item><item><title>Late Night with Richie</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=538</link><description>We're a busy nation. In fact, going to sleep has become positively un-American.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=538</guid></item><item><title>Party Pooper</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=521</link><description>Senator Larry Craig wants it both ways -- and it's not the first time.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=521</guid></item><item><title>Live Eat</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=510</link><description>Rotating a hot-dog eating contest's venue (think Darfur, Somalia, Mali, Iraq) can only add cachet to it.
</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=510</guid></item><item><title>No Driver Left Behind</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=503</link><description>New York drivers get a bad rap -- or is that rap sheet?
</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=503</guid></item><item><title>Roger and Me</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=497</link><description>God isn't making any more land. Apparently, He isn't making any more pitchers either. 
</description><category>Sports</category><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=497</guid></item><item><title>New York City's Poorest</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=493</link><description>The force formerly known as its finest.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=493</guid></item><item><title>Hello, Imus Be Going</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=492</link><description>A do-it-yourself apology kit for the politically correct.
</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=492</guid></item><item><title>Matter Over Mind</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=489</link><description>The sixth sense may soon go the way of Pluto.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=489</guid></item><item><title>How to Get on the Scooter Libby Jury</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=484</link><description>Wanted: a few ignorant and indifferent men and women.
</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=484</guid></item><item><title>Merchant Marines</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=476</link><description>First responders pause and ponder.
</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=476</guid></item><item><title>George's World, George's World</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=474</link><description>You might have missed it, but Republicans are now the &#34;party&#34; party. Schwing!</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=474</guid></item><item><title>Cut and Fun</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=469</link><description>&#34;Flat Dads&#34; turn out to be improvement over the 3-D variety.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=469</guid></item><item><title>Foley-age</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=464</link><description>Mark Foley: Tragic victim of Democrat abuse.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=464</guid></item><item><title>Bouncing the Bouncer</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=460</link><description>Is a bouncer someone we really want tamed?
</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=460</guid></item><item><title>Flight 2011</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=457</link><description>Flying ten years after 9/11: pre-flight shave-downs, induced sleep, lost passengers, not luggage.
</description><category>Travel</category><pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=457</guid></item><item><title>Lethal Weapon 5</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=456</link><description>Maybe Mel Gibson is right and Jews really do rule the world.</description><category>Religion</category><pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=456</guid></item><item><title>How to Talk to Ann Coulter (If You Must)</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=451</link><description>Imagine the havoc Ann Coulter could wreak on American history if she had a Wayback machine.</description><category>Media</category><pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=451</guid></item><item><title>With Enemies Like These, Who Needs Friends?</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=449</link><description>Oh for an endless string of would-be terrorists like the rank amateurs that dreamed of blowing up New York's Holland Tunnel.
</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=449</guid></item><item><title>Flag Football</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=448</link><description>The flag may be but a political football to politicians, but watch out -- marauding flag-burners roam the countryside.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=448</guid></item><item><title>No Terrorized City Left Behind</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=446</link><description>What more does New York City have to endure to qualify for increased anti-terror funding?</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=446</guid></item><item><title>Playing with Yourself</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=443</link><description>Random acts of cruelty serve as ego-Viagra for aging pols and moguls like Michael Bloomberg.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=443</guid></item><item><title>Assimilation 101</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=436</link><description>Immigrants: You too can live the American dream and hire someone for six dollars an hour.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=436</guid></item><item><title>Smile: You're on Surveillance Camera</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=428</link><description>Millions of security cams are installed every year, few uninstalled.</description><category>Technology</category><pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=428</guid></item><item><title>Open Letter to Dick Cheney: Get Back in the Hunt</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=417</link><description>Better yet--bring the entire Heritage Foundation on a Civil War reenactment weekend.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=417</guid></item><item><title>Calling the Barrel Black</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=410</link><description>Giving subsidies to big oil is like giving the Yankees Barry Bonds to DH.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=410</guid></item><item><title>Out of the Freying Pan</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=408</link><description>Calling all substance abusers: Fake journalism needs you.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=408</guid></item><item><title>Don't Ask, Don't Swell</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=403</link><description>Earth to Catholic Church: Try a pink blanket instead of a pink slip.</description><category>Religion</category><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=403</guid></item><item><title>Hit-and-Run Parking</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=400</link><description>My life as a guerilla in New York City's car wars.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=400</guid></item><item><title>What Does FEMA Really Stand For?</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=372</link><description>The acrostics of a disaster.</description><category>Environment</category><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=372</guid></item><item><title>Duck and Cover</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=313</link><description>Assault weapons are as American as apple pie. They just don't taste as good.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=313</guid></item></channel></rss>