<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Freezerbox Magazine - Christopher Ketcham</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/author.php?id=140&#38;type=</link><description>Christopher Ketcham</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright &#38;copy; 1997-2026 Infocrat, LLC. All rights reserved.</copyright><image><title>Freezerbox Magazine</title><url>https://www.freezerbox.com/images/ads/freezerbox/bomb_88x31.gif</url><link>https://www.freezerbox.com</link><width>88</width><height>31</height></image><item><title>Memo to Striking Entertainment Writers</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=531</link><description>Keep striking -- please.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=531</guid></item><item><title>Dependence Day</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=506</link><description>Or what the bald eagle told the desert rat about the 4th of July.
</description><category>Environment</category><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=506</guid></item><item><title>Pave the Holy Land with Good Intentions</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=501</link><description>My kingdom for a good bowel movement.
</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=501</guid></item><item><title>Anti-U.S. but Pro-American</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=466</link><description>The Military Commissions Act of 2006 and my new pal Lee-Enfield.

</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=466</guid></item><item><title>God Doesn't Follow the Law</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=463</link><description>How Americans' love affair with religion fosters lawlessness.</description><category>Religion</category><pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=463</guid></item><item><title>Shooting the Cactus</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=439</link><description>One of these days, maybe soon, the air-conditioned nightmare out west is just going to be a nightmare. A hot, waterless nightmare.</description><category>Environment</category><pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=439</guid></item><item><title>Ending the Oil Age, One Patriot at a Time</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=437</link><description>One less car trip a day is first step to national energy independence.</description><category>Environment</category><pubDate>Mon, 15 May 2006 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=437</guid></item><item><title>Bonobolicious: A Play in Four Acts</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=413</link><description>As preoccupied with sex as humans, this happy primate upsets the Creationists' apple cart.
</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=413</guid></item><item><title>How an Oh-So-Metro &#60;I&#62;New Yorker&#60;/I&#62; Editor Responded to the WTC Tragedy</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=412</link><description>Ramping up for 9/11's fifth anniversary.</description><category>Media</category><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=412</guid></item><item><title>Outlaw Heterosexual Marriage Now!</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=391</link><description>Taking the wind out of the sails of the gay marriage controversy.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=391</guid></item><item><title>Bigger Than Watergate</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=390</link><description>An indictment for a charge of attempted murder.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=390</guid></item></channel></rss>