<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Freezerbox Magazine - Matthew Callan</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/author.php?id=32&#38;type=</link><description>Matthew Callan</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>Copyright &#38;copy; 1997-2026 Infocrat, LLC. All rights reserved.</copyright><image><title>Freezerbox Magazine</title><url>https://www.freezerbox.com/images/ads/freezerbox/bomb_88x31.gif</url><link>https://www.freezerbox.com</link><width>88</width><height>31</height></image><item><title>The Body is Good Business</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=275</link><description>Gay TV for straights is here. But what does it mean?</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2003 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=275</guid></item><item><title>Meet the New Boss</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=257</link><description>We should all feel glad that Henry Kissinger isn't running the 9/11 probe, but we shouldn't be too happy about his replacement, either.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2003 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=257</guid></item><item><title>The Highlight Reel</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=222</link><description>Why does the media feel the need to reflect on something that still exists?</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2002 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=222</guid></item><item><title>Leap of the Faithless</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=210</link><description>It can be lonely being unpious in this suddenly righteous nation of ours. That doesn't mean the holy should be doing all the talking.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2002 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=210</guid></item><item><title>The Lemon Pledge</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=209</link><description>A view of the Pledge of Allegience, from the perspective of a childhood spent avoiding it.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jul 2002 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=209</guid></item><item><title>Palestine By George Lucas</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=203</link><description>The menaces we have to fear are not in phantoms, but in ourselves.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2002 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=203</guid></item><item><title>The New Medicine Show, In a Series of Ones and Zeros</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=174</link><description>There is a program that knows you are looking at this page right now--among other things.</description><category>Internet</category><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2002 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=174</guid></item><item><title>Al-Qaeda Ate My Student Loans</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=169</link><description>In a debt-driven economy, some obligations are harder to pay than others.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2001 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=169</guid></item><item><title>The Alibi of Broadway</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=161</link><description>Mayor Giuliani urges New Yorkers to spend, spend, spend. Unfortunately, the city his administration created was never meant to include New Yorkers.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2001 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=161</guid></item><item><title>On Your Knees, Teach</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=149</link><description>The New York City Board of Education is a cruel mistress. Luckily, most teachers seem to be into that sort of thing.</description><category>Society</category><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2001 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=149</guid></item><item><title>Two Polish Guys Walk Into an Indie Rock Show...</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=138</link><description>It's not the beginning of a joke.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2001 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=138</guid></item><item><title>Ironic Ink</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=123</link><description>A rumination on tattoos, history, and Twisted Sister.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2001 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=123</guid></item><item><title>I Wanna Be Your...</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=119</link><description>Joey Ramone's greatest contribution to music was being an ugly son of a bitch. Discuss.</description><category>Music</category><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2001 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=119</guid></item><item><title>How My Father Started Talking American</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=111</link><description>On St. Patrick's Day, everyone's a little bit Irish. Unless you were actually born in Ireland, as my father taught me by example.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2001 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=111</guid></item><item><title>Ken Burns, Scrimshaw Fetishist</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=82</link><description>Ken Burns works up a 19 hour documentary on jazz, and leaves the 1960s and 70s to wait in the car.</description><category>Television</category><pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2001 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=82</guid></item><item><title>A Milestone, Not A Millstone: Mos Def and the Jack Johnson Band at Roseland</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=109</link><description>Mos Def recently debuted his new 'ghetto rock n' roll' outfit, the Jack Johnson Band, and it is equal parts rock and roll.</description><category>Music</category><pubDate>Wed, 27 Dec 2000 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=109</guid></item><item><title>In Memoriam: Action Park</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=235</link><description>A loving review of Matthew Callan's days at Action Park, a death-happy amusement park in Jersey that defied both logic and the survival instinct.</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2000 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=235</guid></item><item><title>Rutherford B. Hayes Speaks Out</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=93</link><description>Our 19th President, who knew a thing or two about electoral controversy, offers his services as a talking head.</description><category>Politics</category><pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2000 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=93</guid></item><item><title>Catch Olympic Fever and Nobody Gets Hurt!</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=47</link><description>It's Olympics time again. Cyanide, anyone?</description><category>Culture</category><pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2000 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=47</guid></item><item><title>White Sale</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=77</link><description>As we roll past Labor Day, George W. Bush and Al Gore struggle to differentiate themselves from one another in the public's mind. If you have trouble telling them apart, look no further than their official campaign supply stores, georgewbushstore.com and goregear.com.</description><category>Internet</category><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2000 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=77</guid></item><item><title>A New Millenium Dawns, and ArchieComics.com Hits the Snooze Button</title><link>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=72</link><description>Archie Comics have been around for years, and it shows. Depsite their expansion onto the web via archiecomics.com, the omnipresent red-haired menace keeps his feet planted firmly in the 1950's.</description><category>Internet</category><pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2000 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><guid>https://www.freezerbox.com/archive/article.php?id=72</guid></item></channel></rss>